Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed..
He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

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[Zenyatta25]

That's cute. I like that.

[altarboy]

nice poem. I bet silly americains had to look up what a blackberry was ;P

[sumitt]

Why wouldn't American's know what blackberry is?

[altarboy]

Just because RIM is a Canadian company based out of Ontario. I thought the Iphone would be alot bigger down in the US.

[Zenyatta25]

I think more people have blackberries than they do Iphones in the US

[Raedahn]

altarboy wrote:

Just because RIM is a Canadian company based out of Ontario. I thought the Iphone would be alot bigger down in the US.

Blackberry was out YEARS before the Iphone ever was.

[Morghane]

I have a Blackberry and I'm not Canadien.